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There were certain noises you instinctively knew meant bad news. The 'WEEE OOOO WEEE OOOO!' currently coming from a previously ignored device in Rodney's lab was definitely bad news.

"Son of a bitch!" Rodney yelled as it shot some sort of artificial lightning, hitting him in the chest. "Radek!"

"Working on it! Now shut up, and I... oh." The sound died. "Uh oh."

"What?"

"Did it just zap you?" Zelenka asked, peering over the edge of his laptop.

"Yes, in the chest. And it hurt, thank you. You couldn't deactive it ten seconds earlier?" Rodney said. Then he noticed Zelenka's wide-eyed stare. "What?"

"Did you always have breasts, Rodney?"