Apparently Rodney is now a tentacle monster. I was unable to complete my initial examination, as Dr Kusanagi ran into the room wearing a schoolgirl's uniform and screaming 'Take me now!'

The resulting activities completely destroyed the primary medical scanner (Ancient artifact #3451), and resulted in Dr Kusanagi, Lt Col Sheppard and Dr McKay being the recipients of a Wraith stun blast (thank God for Teyla).

I am recommending that the medical team on duty at the time (including myself) make appointments to see Dr Heightmeyer as soon as possible.