Title: Badass Geek
Author: Moonloon
Rating: PG13
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Website: Amused and Abused
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Ray said he loved Steve McQueen movies, and that was true. But he hid the fact that he also loved cheesy monster movies. And Star Trek. And that he had both versions of Blade Runner on DVD.

Ray drove a 1969 black GTO, and he cruised around in it looking cool. But he hid his three-foot scale model of the space shuttle Endeavour in the back of his bedroom closet.

Ray had a tiny boxing trophy on his bookshelf, which he'd won in high school because his opponent had caught the measles and had withdrawn. But he hid the plaque he'd been given by the AV club for making a short film about ballroom dancing.

Ray was all stubble and attitude on the outside, all geek on the inside. Geeks didn't become cops, therefore he wasn't going to be a geek. Nope. Don't wear the glasses, don't sneeze around flowers, never ever quote Darth Vader. Not even if it would funny. Especially if it would be funny.

Shake, bad guy, shake. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

...?

Oh Jesus, like he didn't have enough to hide already? Add quoting lines from fucking 'Wizard of Oz' to the list. One crack from Dewey about being a friend of Dorothy and he'd have to shoot someone.

Ray sniggered for moment, picturing what Dewey's expression would be like just before he pulled the trigger. Then he rolled over and slipped his hand up under Fraser's Babylon 5 teeshirt.